...and That's When it Fell Off in My Hand (Confessions of Georgia Nicolson #5)
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This is my fabulous life: the Sex God left for Whakatane last month and he has taken my heart with him.
Not literally of course otherwise there would be a big hole in my nunga-nungas.
And also I would be dead. Which quite frankly would be a blessing in disguise.
It is soooo boring being brokenhearted...
...but Georgia doesn't remain brokenhearted for long: frequent snogging extravaganzas with old flame, Dave the Laugh, and the arrival of jelloid-knee-inducing Italian Stallion, Masimo, mean Georgia has her work cut out to be the composed sex-kitten that she aspires to be.
Follow Georgia's hilarious antics as she desperately muddles her way through teenage life and all that it entails: make-up disasters, rapidly expanding nunga-nungas, school - urgh, unsympathetic friends, highly embarrassing family (and pets) and, of course, BOYS.
Shortlisted for British Book Awards: Children's Book of the Year 2006.
Louise Rennison lives in Brighton, a place that she likes to think of as the San Francisco of the south coast. Which is sad as it is nothing like San Francisco, being mainly pebbles and large people in tiny swimming knickers who have gone bright red in the sun. Although she lives in Brighton in reality, in her mind she lives somewhere exotic with a manservant called Juan.