Author(s): William Taylor

Children's Fiction

Some people reckon babies are just like little rosebuds. Whew! Let me tell you, the smells that come from my new baby sister are nothing, nothing like the smells you get from even a half-nice rosebud!
I'm Charlie Kenny and I wish Mum and Dad had read a book or two on the subject of raising babies before they got into doubling the size of their family. They know nothing!
So I discussed the problem with Alice Pepper and she sid, "Just put yourself in my hands."
And I did. I must have been a numbskull, just like she said.
It's time to teach that Alice a lesson.

"This is hilarious, laugh-out-loud stuff..." Jabberwocky